What is Flesh Eating Cum Virus?


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An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.

Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!

See ballsack, cum, std, lava


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