What is Flex Boner?
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When a dick is not hard but its not soft. It is basically a boner that you can flex.
Usually you get a flex boner when drunk.
Can also be referred to as a flex-b.
I was so tanked last night, I couldn't even have sex because all I had was a flex boner.
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When you have an erection and you poke somebody else in the anus accidentally.
Squeak purple poked Chad when he saw Jim taking off his ..
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contraction for heck of a douche bag
jimmy is being such a heco'douche...he wont even let me use his stapler
See douche, bag, hec..