Flex Thunderstache

What is Flex Thunderstache?

The manliest name in existence.

Person A: "Hey, what's his name?"

Person B: "Flex Thunderstache."

*Person A just shit their pants. They can't handle the 100% man that Flex thunderstache is.*

See flex, me, myself, i, moustache

Zaftig

1. Deliciously plump, or carrying your extra weight very well. Me- all the guys dig my big hips, my succulent boobs and my juicy Avalanche..

Rocketdock

1. Noun, slang. The anus(usually used in a sexual connotation). She takes it up the rocketdock See ass, asshole, anus, bum, back passage..

Kitehead

1. A complete nob Alex Ferguson is a kitehead..

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