Flexpay

What is Flexpay?


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A completely complicated and confusing cell phone plan offered by T-mobiletypically offered to african-americans due to their general lack of credit worthiness. Instead of having a normal account, Flexpay customers are not ecomonically viable; therefore, these accounts come with outsourced customer support, fees for paying monthly bills with cash, and instantaneous suspension of service when account is not paid by due date.

Tyrone- "Yo dawg, give me a lift to T-Mobile."

Jermaine- "What's goin' on, my nigga?"

Tyrone- "They shut my phone off so I gots to pay my bill at da store.

Jermaine- "Shit nigga, you got Flexpay too? I hate dat shit!"

See t-mobile, cell phone, black, phone


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