Flib

What is Flib?


1.

Fucking Late Irish Bastard. A male of Irish descent who is consistently late for work or pressing social engagements.

My friend is a Flip and I am a Flib. He is Filipino and I am a fucking late Irish bastard.

See fucking, late, irish, bastard, tardy, behind, procrastinate

2.

The simultaneous male reaction to sudden surprise or shock involving male genitalia to feel like it is retracting up and into one's stomach.

"Dude, I flibbed when I almost pulled out in front of that motorcyclist going 4o mi/hr!"

"Oh, and by the way, I have herpes!" *FLIB*

See genitalia, shock, surprise, flip

3.

to have hot,dirty, sex on a counter top.

damn, i gave her a good flib last night at my grandpa's house.

See do, fuck, bang, hop on, boom

4.

Flib comes from the Irish word 'flibrofropy' It means "to disenct and eat ones own house-pet and have wine for a drink."

My, that is a wonderful flib party we attended.

See Darryl


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