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Achieving a "metaphoric" erection by satisfying one nerd's fantasies
"Dude I just got a nerd erection this afternoo..
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When you're shaking hands with your best friend and it gets out of hand. You work yourself up into a frenzy until you come.
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The act of freezing a poo until it is firm enough to use as a dildo, either on yourself or a partner.
Space hopping...What eskimos have..