Flick Cricket Edit Meaning

1.

One of many species of dumb bitches that won't shut the fuck up in a movie theater. Much like moon cricketsthey start the chatter after the lights are dimmed. They converse with others locally and long distance through the use of cell phones.

I was about to squash that flick cricket with the bottom of my shoe, but decided to drown her with my soda instead.

See movie, eggplant, cell, cell phone