Flick Cricket

What is Flick Cricket?


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One of many species of dumb bitches that won't shut the fuck up in a movie theater. Much like moon cricketsthey start the chatter after the lights are dimmed. They converse with others locally and long distance through the use of cell phones.

I was about to squash that flick cricket with the bottom of my shoe, but decided to drown her with my soda instead.

See movie, eggplant, cell, cell phone


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