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Someone that doesnt last long in bed.
Julia: Michael only lasted 5 minutes in bed last night.
Heather: Oh, hes a quick pumper eh?
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A pedophile muppet, running for president.
Man 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike Huckabee lately?"
Man 2: "Shit yeah, that p..