Flight Attendant

What is Flight Attendant?


1.

What a cheerleader becomes when forced from the utopian fantasy of school into the real world.

Due to the strict academemic and intellectual prerequesits of working at McDonalds, Bambi decided to become a flight attendant instead.

2.

flight crew employed mainly for safety of the aircraft.

but in asia most are employed mainly upon "pleasing personality", which is equivalent to good looks, great physique and a positive aura.

most flight attendants in asia are models, cheerleaders, barely-of-legal age.

her nephew wants to be a flight attendant and travel the world.

See fa, mile high club, stewardess

3.

1.Attractive female employed for safety purposes on aircraft.

2.Derogatory term used by ugly girls (who never get a shag) to describe good looking girls.

Male usage: Hey look at that flight attendant, she's beautiful.

Jealous uglyfemale usage: Hey look at that flight attendant, what a bimbo.

See stewardess

4.

Waiter/waitress in the sky.

Did you hear about the flight atttendant who was so dumb....the others noticed?


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