Flightless Pigeon

What is Flightless Pigeon?


Breaking a chick's arm and forcing her to give you a handjob.

Ted's girlfriend wasn't cooperating, so he broke her arm and made her give him a flightless pigeon.

See pigeon, golden shower, dirty sanchez, handjob, red sock, pink sock


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