Flightless Pigeon

What is Flightless Pigeon?

Breaking a chick's arm and forcing her to give you a handjob.

Ted's girlfriend wasn't cooperating, so he broke her arm and made her give him a flightless pigeon.

See pigeon, golden shower, dirty sanchez, handjob, red sock, pink sock

Keep A Wrinkle In It

1. keep it soft... keep it limp... dont get hard and be pokin around anywhere you dont need to be. yo mike! keep a wrinkle in it this week..

Uzzard

1. Third-generation bastard...

Unsexed Dick-nuts

1. See blue balls. After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts...

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