What is Flimple?
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when one's seamen flyes so close to your eyes that it glues to your face
Dang dude, after watching porn for 1 1/2 hours, i flimpled all over myself, took me 3 showers 2 get it all off
2.
when one busts a nut in his own face
Dude last night i was wackin it and i flimped
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Putting a dampneron something
I don't want to piss on yer chips mate but I've already thrown one up 'er.
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(see also optirectumitus)
Chronic pessimism of a particularly severe nature. Derived from opti-rectum-itis as follows:
opti: having t..
