What is Flimple?
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when one's seamen flyes so close to your eyes that it glues to your face
Dang dude, after watching porn for 1 1/2 hours, i flimpled all over myself, took me 3 showers 2 get it all off
2.
when one busts a nut in his own face
Dude last night i was wackin it and i flimped
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