Flimptie

What is Flimptie?


1.

the hero in a children's fairy story, who saves

Flimptieland from the evil Zurtledurks with the aid of the good fairy Tumshee, the love of his life.

A Flimptie is a fearless thing

He’ll dragons slay and treasures bring.

He’s fleet of foot and soft of heart

And from him Tumshees never part

Is he real, or just a dream?

He’s flesh and bone so it would seem.

Or does he dwell in a secret place

Where no one ever sees his face?


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