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An obese woman's vagina that sucks up everything in sight.
i can barely walk after that girl last night gave me a mississippi vacu..
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Shitting and puking at the same time.
Whoa man I just went to go take a runny shit, and my stomach got all queasy. Then all of a sudden..
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a false forseen condition typically used as an excuse for a sick day
Tom: hey boss Ive got analglaucoma
boss: what is that? are you ok..