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Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their di..
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A slightly hairer version of the plain old teabag. Thought to be related to the fact that the peoples of the Middle East have thick, da..
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An aversion to, or a morbid fear of rubber bands.
Aaron can't stand the sight of a pile of used rubber bands. The rest of us compe..
