Flirtarded

What is Flirtarded?


1.

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?

Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!

Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

See flirting, flirt, hit on, mating, attraction


0

Random Words:

1. some one who is only part puerto rican or any other race and keeps on talking about it quarter rican: "i want to go to my puerto r..
1. 1.)The act of shining powerful flash lights mag-lites into peoples houses, startling them. Late at night Hey Bill, Wanna go Mag-ing? S..
1. The powdery white shit on the sheets in the morning I woke up with jizz powder all over me..