Flirtarded

What is Flirtarded?


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Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?

Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!

Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

See flirting, flirt, hit on, mating, attraction


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