Flirtarded

What is Flirtarded?


1.

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?

Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!

Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

See flirting, flirt, hit on, mating, attraction


0

Random Words:

1. A curious journey towards love fostered by distance, age, experience, religion, and background. Often found sitting on benches in front ..
1. Intentionally peering at a computer screen that does not belong to you. While working on my laptop during the flight I noticed the pass..
1. A Native American who harbors prejudice and self-hate against his own people, and supports anti-Native American sentiment and laws. I m..