Fload

What is Fload?


1.

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat

Curly Hair

Smells like wet grass

Smells like milk

Breath smells like a rubber boot

Tells jokes that no one laughs at

FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.

1.

Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20.

"Are you sure you want to go there? That bar always attracts a herd of floads trying to get laid."

See mammal, jeep wrangler


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