Floaf

What is Floaf?

The beer gut on a woman. The large bulging mass in the vaginal area of older obese women. Also known as a front loaf, gunt, ponch, or front butt.

Check out her floaf. Its like her ass is in the front.

See ponch, muffin top, fat, pooch, obese, overweight

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