Floam

What is Floam?

(n): A synthetic substance, which posesses the ability to become whatever its user wishes it to be.

(v): The act of floaming someone or something, or oneself.

Yo, dat floam is off the gizzard, goawd!

Yo, you just dun did been dun floamed yoself..... to DEATH!!!

See GIR

A type of messy, airy turd that is kind of foamy...not quite solid, not quite diarrhea.

"I don't know what I ate last night, but I have floam, really bad!"

See poop, shit, diarrhea, turd, scat

Sextoy, used for pleasure, used to play with themselves

Ashley loves to play with her floam

He uses the floam to caress his special place

See fun, sexy, squishy, seductive

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