Floatard

What is Floatard?


1.

Someone who looks especially ridiculous or reprehensible while swimming in a pool, especially those who are adults and are on or using a floatation device, such as water wings.

Check out those floatards over there eating Popeye's fried chicken in the swimming pool.

See r-tard, rtard, artard


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