What is Floatard?
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Someone who looks especially ridiculous or reprehensible while swimming in a pool, especially those who are adults and are on or using a floatation device, such as water wings.
Check out those floatards over there eating Popeye's fried chicken in the swimming pool.
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When a person sticks his long fingers into caves.
Hey what are you doing with the chick?!
I'm guttenfelding, duh!
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The sickening thought of continuing to breathe
Winston Churchills 'Black Dog' & Kafkas 'Rats' are both examples..