What is Floatard?
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Someone who looks especially ridiculous or reprehensible while swimming in a pool, especially those who are adults and are on or using a floatation device, such as water wings.
Check out those floatards over there eating Popeye's fried chicken in the swimming pool.
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Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.
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Originated in China and brought to America in 1849. It's when your face look zackary like your asshole
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a situation that is utterly akward, dangerous, or just plain unacceptable in which case the only proper plan of action is to...well...di..
