What is Floatard?
1.
Someone who looks especially ridiculous or reprehensible while swimming in a pool, especially those who are adults and are on or using a floatation device, such as water wings.
Check out those floatards over there eating Popeye's fried chicken in the swimming pool.
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To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.
to jettison stage one (expr.):
"Uhh. That was exhausting..
