Floatie

What is Floatie?


1.

An erection or hard on! When a mans penis is erect or hard. His penis may be used to keep the woman afloat if they were having sex whilst in the water.

Damn i woke up with a floatie this morning.

I had a floatie in my pants.

See hard on, erection, stiffy, 3rd leg

2.

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

3.

that feelin u get inside when u see the person u love

i saw my boyfriend and i went all floatie.


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