What is Floatie?
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An erection or hard on! When a mans penis is erect or hard. His penis may be used to keep the woman afloat if they were having sex whilst in the water.
Damn i woke up with a floatie this morning.
I had a floatie in my pants.
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2.
a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat
I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.
3.
that feelin u get inside when u see the person u love
i saw my boyfriend and i went all floatie.
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A man with furry cheeks, either facial or gluteal.
(1) "Wow, Bob, nice beard! Who knew you could be such a muffincheeks?"
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