What is Floaties?
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Larger size boobs make excellent floaties. So by skinnny dipping you allow your breasts to work as floating devices.
Get your floaties out were going for a swim.
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2.
Small particles of feces found afloat inside the bowl of an improperly flushed toilet.
Dude, don't you know how to flush? You left floaties!
3.
(plural noun) little particles floating in a liquid, most commonly in a beverage
Look at the floaties in my cafe mocha.
4.
The weird, gurgling sound in your stomach produced after drinking 3 bottles of water before 5th period.
"Damn it, I have the floaties again. Do you think beautiful heard that?"
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