What is Floating Cornhole?
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when a man enters his partners anus while the partner is on their stomach and the man goes hands free and "floats" above his partner, a la Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.
I was banging her in the ass and pulled a floating cornhole, I looked just like Tom Cruise
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When two people have anal sex in while completely submersed in the water.
Rachel and I were at the beach last night and I tried to pull a floating cornhole, but she said no it's exit only.
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When your tool is literally "off the job"; due to some nasty socially spreadable disease.
"What about poor old E-Monster..
