Floating Melon Patch

What is Floating Melon Patch?

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

See melon, tits, boobs, patch, floating

Mumurt

1. when a man shits on a woman, and she smears it all over her body and pretends she is being ravaged by animals. Hey baby, how about we m..

Zinfidel

1. Someone who engages in infidelity after the consumption of wine. Characteristics include: marital disloyalty, general acts of belligeren..

W3nis

1. a person (or persons) who have a p3nis the size of an acorn... a small acorn and thusly have to act like idiots and think they're..

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