Floating Melon Patch

What is Floating Melon Patch?


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a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

See melon, tits, boobs, patch, floating


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