Floating Melon Patch

What is Floating Melon Patch?

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

See melon, tits, boobs, patch, floating

Grab An Umbrella

1. a word of advice from one lil' wayne, as he is about to make it rain. Weatherman: "Kindly make sure to grab an umbrella befor..

Racehorse

1. a beautiful & attractive woman Damn, look at that racehorse, isn't she fine See beautiful, woman, sexy, attractive, racehors..

Truvie

1. a large clay vessel for carrying water in Siberia Lena poured water out of the truvie after coming back from the well. See truvie, wat..

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