Floating Melon Patch

What is Floating Melon Patch?


1.

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

See melon, tits, boobs, patch, floating


91

Random Words:

1. When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead.....
1. 1. A technically bankrupt company that is kept alive with large infusions of government money for the sake of "stability" in t..
1. The lingering morning aftereffects of having taken NyQuil the night before. Bob just can't seem to get started this morning, it mu..