Floating Melon Patch

What is Floating Melon Patch?

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

See melon, tits, boobs, patch, floating

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1. a word that only an (american) Indian can understand. things we do are "indigenous" because they are down-to-earth and natural..

Newtons Cradle

1. When the boobs of a girl resemble the infamous newtons cradle. By smacking the girls boobs together and having them Swing in the motion ..

Eminem Show

1. A wigger on trial. Kim Mathers was on the Eminem Show facing cocaine charges...

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