What is Floating Pie?
1.
When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.
also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin
Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!
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