What is Flobber?
1.
adj. amazing,great, fantastic, awsome,so cool its hard to describe, the new "bomb" or "sick"
You look so flobber today!
Lunch was flobber today
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2.
a fat lazy bastard, bastette
Hey mom what is that thing smelling up the park over there it has not moved from there for 3 weeks. the little girl asked.
Thats a flobber dear a flobber.
3.
A failed erection, caused mainly by too much alcohol.
I got her back to my place after the pub and i gave her a dissapointment as i ended up with a total flobber.
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