Flod

What is Flod?


1.

Having made poor choices and being unable to cope with the decisions you have made, incapable of making the choices necessary to ameliorate your situation.

Blake: Mike, do you know that we found your friend Moira asleep on the couch with her pants at her ankles, hand in her underwear, groaning?

Mike: Yeah, dude, she's flod.

See fucked, successful, flawed, retarded, screwed up

2.

A mixture of the word flid and the word spod.

As mentioned in Peep Show Series 4.

Mark is such a flod!

See flid, spod, spastic, scope, spaz

3.

The strings of a banana peel.

This banana peel has very few flods.

See banana, peel, strings, peeling

4.

The most perfect cube of fat

(Not to be mistaken by imitators "Blod" and "Grod")

You can bounce it round the house,

You can wear it as a hat

You can show it to your dad,

You can drop it on your cat!

It's Flod, (Flod!)

It's Flod! (Flod!)

The most perfect cube of fat!

See Sultan


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