What is Flode?
1.
A flat
Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.
Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!
2.
a flode is a pencil like penile compostion (i.e. very long and not very thick cock)
'I didn't feel a thing, must have been a flode'
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