Flog The Log

What is Flog The Log?

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

See Brad

to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken

i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.

See kitty

see friggin in the riggin

Whatever flogs your log!

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