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A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.
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Best fucking band ever
I listened to a Shafty Maguire song today. It owned...
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1. The juiciest
2. Delicious. (From a Spanish-language Starburst ad campaign in Southern California.)
That Minute Maid lemonade is ju..