Flogger

What is Flogger?


1.

Floggers are part of a teenage movement, parallel to the emo movement.

These generally have the same hair cut as the emo, covering one eye. Nevertheless the floggers use colors as well in their hair.

Their characteristic (almost fetiche) clothing is a pair of tight jeans, shaped as a cone, and of a recognized brand.

They use V neck cleavage t-shirts. As for colors these use strong, non matching, colors, throughout their entire wardrobe; such as bubblegum pink, crayola yellow, silver, and all of the crayola color chart.

Flogger term comes from the fotolog which they use to upload their self loving images, in search for acceptance from the opposite sex. Whenever they feel threatened they shall resort to give you their fotolog link; the images are generally uglier than in ugly, or the encyclopedic equivalent to ugly.

Floggers do not use facebook, use CAPS throughout their Spelling mistake infested messages, and add popularity within their group by adding signatures in their fotolog.

Their language is very much as the Neanderthal man. Their laughter is very particular, and its pronunciation is a mystery to the human race: aksjakjsaksjaksakajsk.

These generally meet twice a week in shopping centers to get new pictures, and give other floggers their link to fotolog.

Their music is much like the emo music, spanning from greenday, Belanova, my chemical romance and miranda. They also listen to electronical music, and attend raves.

Whenevera flogger talks to another in fotolog:

"HEY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL?!?!?! HWWW A YAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!"

"CME TO MYYY FOTOLOOOOOOOOG!?!?!?!?!NWW PIKSS UPPPPPPPPPPP"

"ARRE =$"

"=$"

"FF MY F'LOOOGGGGG"

"AAKSJAKSJAKSJAKSJAJKSKAJS"

See emo, fotolog, arre, flog

2.

An implement usually used in BDSM, it is made up of a handle and several straps which are attached to it. Can be used to whip or to caress.

She tied me up and used the flogger on my body... it was so erotic!

See Dasrik

3.

A fat blogger. An overweight person who blogs about diets and life and Dina's obsession with sex toys.

"Those Floggers are meeting up in Cleveland to shut down some buffets!"

See flogging, flog, cheesecake

4.

one who pumps the pole

look at that flogger with the porno

See Ben Dover

5.

Noun. A man in charge, of the others. Who's duties are punishment for less than impeccable behavior. Flogger's apparel consists of dark leather garment, which exposes the floggers neck, upper chest, and his entire arms, bare.

The floggers favorite tool of choice for flogging is a metal rod.

Their Punishment is as just as it is inevitable said the flogger.

See flogger, flogging, punishment, justice, tool

6.

A guitarist disliked by middle-aged hair-metal enthusiasts and bedroom prog-rockers, because he/she does not employ--and may publicly disdain--flashy guitar solos. The term is applied regardless of compositional talent or actual technical proficiency. Use is generally restricted to Internet guitar discussion boards and occasional letters to the editor of magazines such as Guitar World.

Man, that Tom Morello is such a goddamn flogger. I think I'll go listen to Journey now and wait for the wife to bring the kids home from soccer practice.

See flog, shredder, wank, musical masturbation, lamer

7.

One who comes into the store, looks around, tries on many things, bugs the employees for a while, and ultimately leaves empty handed, not purchasing a single thing in the store.

The store today after the baseball game was filled with floggers.

See cheapskate, cheap, mooch, rich, Bart


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