Flogging The Dolphin

What is Flogging The Dolphin?

1.

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

See charlie

2.

Masturbating. See also: feed the ducks See also: jerking off

Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!

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