Flohmp

What is Flohmp?

To casually place ones penis into another's mouth.

"Dude you need me to come over there and Flohmp anything into your mouth?"

"No I'm ok."

"Ok man, just checking."

...Yeah I just Flohmped her while she was texting her Mom.

Nice!

See oral, blowjob, molest, awesome

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