Flomaton

What is Flomaton?


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The greatest small town in America. The town's main activities consist of consuming large amounts of alcohol on a creek bank. Mainly, due to the lack of anything better to do. More than half of the town's residents have been to jail on a charge related to drinking and/or drugs. 70% of the female population are whores. 30% will have at least one baby before the age of 21.

Let's go to Flomaton and get trashed.

See town, beer, boring, trouble, creek


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