Flomp Edit Meaning

1.

1) Notional sound a feline makes when they fall over sideways - usually intentionally, for whatever reason cats do things like that.

2) The act of intentionally falling over sideways, usually as done by a cat.

Note, both definitions apply to all manner of cats, from tigers to sand cats.

The theater audience thought it was cute when they saw the lion cub flomp.

2.

A hug which consists of a person falling into the target of the flomp causing them both to fall over in one big hug

Chavs dont flomp because there retards ...but we do because were kwlio like a box of frogs

See glomp, flomp, random, fall, hug

3.

The sound made when someone collapses onto a bed, exhausted.

After finishing work, he laid on the bed with a flomp.

See sleep, bed, tired

4.

Derived from the typo of "glomp", to flomp means to hug

someone in a hump-like manner

"I going to Flomp you."

" OMGare you flomping me?"

"Thats even worser than the time my sister accidentally flomped me."

See glomp, hug, rape, hump

5.

This is a term that describes when someone does not have control over their bodily movements, such as a caveman,and flops around aimlessly and out of control.

1. Pierre flomped down so hard on the chair that he broke the legs smooth off.

2. When Luke walks his sandals change from flip flops to "Flomp Flomps"

See flop, smash, flap, slap, smush

6.

like a glomp but it doesn't knock you on your ass

* nobby flomps #zirc / (incubus_chick): keke / (incubus_chick): MASSFLOMPING

See Igor

7.

The sound an erect penis does when it is liberated from the pants.

Boy unzips. Flomp!

Girl (mouthing it): Oh my! Hear that 'flomp'.

See dick, cock, weasel, erection, hard