Flong Your Dong

What is Flong Your Dong?


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Beat your pud.

Beat your meat.

Beat off.

Tap your log.

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.

See beat your pud, beat your meat, circle jerk, splooie contest


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