What is Floober?
1.
The patch of skin between a mans chocolate factory and lemonade stand.
She tried not to vomit as she turned her head and thought, "holy crap, Mike has a stinky floober".
2.
An oversized marijuana cigarette. AKA, joint.
Yo, pass that floober to the left, man!
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3.
sweet heart
she was his floober
4.
When you are going down on a girl and you sneeze into her cooch.
Jesse's Cooter was so dusty I gave her a floober while I was down there.