Flood-control Edit Meaning

1. When you come upon the threat of pink-eye and you read on the internet that jizzing in your eye will cure it. So you try to ejaculate i..

1. When you find an attractive cougar at the bar but wake up in the morning to find that in all actuality, she looks more like Freddy Krueg..

1. When you are having an orgi and you are about to cum in a girls vagina you remove your penis and spay all over the person behind you. I..