What is Floof?
1.
Floof (derived from "fluff") is an adjective used to describe a ridiculously fluffy object or an animal (usually a long-haired cat or an equally hairy dog).
It can also be used as a verb to "floof" someone, but this only applies to the furry fandom in which one furry uses his/her fur (in the case of a long-haired furry, again a canine or feline) to overwhelm his/her friend with fluffy fur.
It can also be used as a cute non-malicious scolding or a cheering word.
Alternate spellings: Floofzorz, fl00f, fl00fz0rz.
ad. My cat Jimmy is floofy.
v. I wanna floof you/I floofed Vincent yesterday.
In context of calling someone, "Oh you floof. ^^" or "It's to the far left you floof!".
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2.
(noun form) 1. Something soft and fluffy to the touch
2. Anything adorable, loveable, or darling that inspires mushy feelings in someone.
(verb form) 1. To feel and/or express the mushy feelings inspired by something adorable, loveable, or darling.
(Noun form)
1. "The little chick's soft feathers were floofy and yellow."
2. "I saw them kissing yesterday- it was the best floof I've seen all week."
(Verb form)
1(a). "She's so cute when she talks like that! I'm floofing all over!"
1(b). "Something really romantic happened today- I'll floof about it to you later."
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3.
slang for vagina
....he was trying to stick it in my floof
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4.
The glorious hair style worn by Martin L. Gore in the 1980's.
Man, Martin's Floof is looking damn fine tonight.
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5.
To roll your eyes and huff
When I asked her to do something for me she floofed me and started complaining.
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6.
1) A bunny rabbit
2) A term for and extremely cute and fluffy creature
When looking at a rabbit 'Oh look, its a FLOOF!!!!!!!!'
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7.
A female fart. ie- quiet, but usually very smelly anyway.
She floofed in bed, then fluffed the covers and it stunk bad.
