What is Floofer?
1.
A man that fluffs his chest hair out the top of his shirt. A Floofer
Burt Reynolds in Smokey in the Bandit.
Kevin Floofed his chest hair proudly before leaving his house. He was a true Floofer.
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2.
A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.
On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.
3.
A woman who likes to ram marshmallows into intimate orifices about her body.
Margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. Some floofers are far worse.
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4.
A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.
According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol
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5.
a feminine male; gay homosexual; a real fruitcake; a fag
"Wow dude that kid is THE biggest floofer!"
