Floofer

What is Floofer?


1.

A man that fluffs his chest hair out the top of his shirt. A Floofer

Burt Reynolds in Smokey in the Bandit.

Kevin Floofed his chest hair proudly before leaving his house. He was a true Floofer.

See Bella

2.

A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.

On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.

3.

A woman who likes to ram marshmallows into intimate orifices about her body.

Margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. Some floofers are far worse.

See marshmallows, floofer, women, ears

4.

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.

According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol

See Kris

5.

a feminine male; gay homosexual; a real fruitcake; a fag

"Wow dude that kid is THE biggest floofer!"


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