What is Floon?
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The definition of floon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.
floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…
F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
The floons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.
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A abbreviation of the phrase "fucking loon" used to describe a blinkered Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson is 10000% INNOCNET!!!!1!!!!
Shut up, you floon!
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A word use to describe obsessed Hillary Clinton supporters who rant and rave that she should be President of the United States regardless of her lack of experience, dependancy on the Clinton name, her unethical tatics to win, and self interest motivatopm. Hillary floons will viciously bash any opponents that compete against her and win over her. The word floon is a combination of the word loon like "looney tunes" and the vulgar word "fucking" together it forms the urban word f'loon. Often said plural and without the apostrophe "floons".
You Hillary floons are a despicable bunch of idiots that will jump off a cliff if Hillary told you to.
Only floons believe Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Primary after Obama has won majority delegates and popular vote.
Floons believe Hillary will lower gas at the pump, how pathetic, she's pandering and just like floons they are oblivious to reality.
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Michael jackson fans who are waiting in line for the Katrina single.
Michael is in Bahrain right now doing the finishing touches to this and his come back CD.
He will never let us floons down.
Mj doesnt make excuses he does what hes says.
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5.
A mixture of water, white cheddar popcorn, Doritos, five gum, perfume, febreez, and spit.
"Oh just go eat floon!"
"Eeeeew, what are you eating? It looks like floon."
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A Michael Jackson supporter who thinks the celebrity is God incarnate and all rational people who confront them must be of the devil. Also spelled f'loon, this word is a contraction of the words "fucking loon".
"...You can laugh all you want at me but one day you will know that you should have listened to the words of King Michael and how he saved the jews from evil. You will wish you had listened to his records and danced to his tunes. You are blood on the dancefloor. You are dirty diana. You are pure evil. You are,
dare I say it, Billie Jean!!!!!!!!!!"
Shaddup, ya floon.
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7.
To pat someone with your palm repetitivly. (Bad news guys, nothing sexual about this word)
Stop flooning me on the head!
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