What is F'loon?
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The definition of f'loon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.
f’loon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…
F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the f’loon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
The f'loons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.
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"The term "f'loon" is a neology created by the haters of ammj. The word
is a contraction of "fucking loon" describing the typical Michael
Jackson fan. F'loons are die hard fans of Michael Jackson and zealously
believe in his innocence, his virtuous and godlike being and are
laughably deluded about most aspects of his life and accomplishments.
F'loons commonly exhibit uncanny similarities of character, such as a
pitiful grasp of grammar and spelling, distorted and fatuous worldviews
about the media, politics and culture, unbelievable delusions about
Michael Jackson and their fellow fans and an irrational and often
violent dislike of anything that is not perfectly striated with their
Michael loving. "
F'loons regularly agree on such delusional truths as; Wacko is the biological father of his blond haired, blue eyed children, Lisa Marie Presley is still in love with Wacko, Wacko is going to make the
biggest comeback in music history, Wacko only had two surgeries, Wacko became white because of a skin disease, Wacko is one of the sexiest men on the planet, Wacko has really sold more albums than anyone, the record companies are lying about the sales, Wacko has given more to charity
than anyone else, etc. etc. No amount of truth or fact posting changes these kooky creatures' minds about their delusions.
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3.
The word f'loon was created for the fans of Michael Jackson that inhabit the newsgroup, alt.music.michael-jackson. It is a combination of the word "fucking" and "loon". It simplifies communication immensely.
Pamela Kaye Russell (MYopinion) sure is an outbelieable f'loon.
Who let the f'loons out?
All the f'loony MJ fans should be locked up in a special place, F'loonWorld, where all the corners are padded and there are no sharp objects.
4.
The word f'loon was created for the fans of Michael Jackson that inhabit the newsgroup, alt.music.michael-jackson but, really, it can be used for any loony person, anywhere. It is a combination of the word "fucking" and "loon". It simplifies communication immensely and it doesn't offend Grandma.
Pamela Kaye Russell (MYopinion) sure is an outstanding f'loon.
Who let the f'loons out?
All the f'loony MJ fans should be locked up in a special place, F'loonWorld, where all the corners are padded and there are no sharp objects.
