What is Flooper?
1.
The foulest of all farts not involving shit stains in your pants, an underwater fart.
Darcie busted a mean flooper in the pool that capsized my toy sail boat.
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2.
One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.
"I was doing this girl in the butt, when it got dry, she flooped herself and I pounded it the rest of the night."
"I hope this prostitute is a flooper, because I forgot my anal lube!"
"Iv'e been known to hit it with some nasty-ass floopers in my day."
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3.
n. Someone who uses the music production software program created by Image-Line Software and is really good at it.
Yo Cuzo, that dude 9th Wonder is an ill FLooper.
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4.
The sometimes large flap of skin that hangs from one's neck. Can be stretched for maximum flooperage.
"Yo, did you see that guy's flooper?"
"Heck yes i did, it was huge."
5.
Someone who neglects, either through intent or forgetfulness, to flush the toilet after pooping.
Eeeuuww! Who's the flooper?
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6.
The backwards energy charge most commenly given by an oven
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Joe's faulty oven ommitted a sizeable discharge of Flooper
7.
The act of having your nose engulfed by a vagina while getting a lap dance, or muff diving.
JC was at the strip club last night and a stripper flipped upside down on him and gave him a flooper.
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