Floor Buffer

What is Floor Buffer?


1.

A modern term for anyone who performs oral sexon a woman, due mostly in part to the removal of pubic hair on sexually active females. Will usually refer to a lesbian.

Did you see that lesbian video?

Yah, talk about a floor buffer.

See carpet muncher, rug muncher, lesbian, bi-sexual, oral sex, going down, eating out, pussy

2.

The best invention ever! Our High School had a whole fleet of floor buffers. I would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! Then once a high speed chase took place and I overturned the buffer. Sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scrotum never stood a chance. I really miss my 3 and a half testicles.

Always wear a seat belt when hijacking a floor buffer.

See buff, that, floor, all, shiny


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