Floor Juice

What is Floor Juice?


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The invisible layer of scum found on all floors and items that have come in contact with a floor. Often contains multiple germs, diseases and other infectious organisms. If you come into contact with floor juice you should remove your hands and consult your doctor.

To lick ones shoes is to taste the floor juice, innit.


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