What is Floorage?
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Space on floor conveniently used to keep items of clothing/interest. Saves hours of time searching in drawers or cupboards.
'Where's my pants?! Oh no, there it is easily spotted in the floorage.... good job I didn't tidy them away'
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This is an addendum to floordrobe.
My husband Tom uses a FLOORAGE system in our mudroom that works very well for keeping such items as empty wine and
beer bottles, recycling, shoes, a dog bed and general debris.
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Random Words:
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Going ape when it is not necessary to go ape.
Jim:Did you see Bobby go bale-istic on George today.
Kim:Ya,all he did was ask for a pen..
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foreskin firmly caught in trouser zip
boris was in such a rush to exit the cupboard he went skinny zipping..