What is Floordog?
1.
1. Lowest level of management. The guy who watches the workers (not) working. see also
2. Powerfull animal (ie. not a
3. Best garage band ever!
"Get back to work! The floordog is coming this way!"
2.
A small dog which has short legs and long body. A euphemism or synonym for a dachshund breed dog. If you don't look down to the floor, you may not know of their presence(quiet floordogs only).
"I almost tripped on your floordog".