Floordrobe

What is Floordrobe?


1.

A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.

We have a very stylish colonial-style his and hers walk-on floordrobe at home.

See floorage, storage, dropsy, clothing

2.

where you put your clothes when you come home after work/school, instead of the wardrobe or washing.

"Where should i put this?"

"Just chuck it on the floordrobe."

See Gems

3.

Leaving worn clothes all over the floor and also throwing your clean clothes on the floor instead of putting them away and picking through them when you need them.

Mum: Clean up your room, it's a disgrace. Put those clothes away.

You: No, it's my new floordrobe..

See wardrobe, clothes, messy, bedroom, laundry

4.

A storage system for clothing created entirely by placing one's clothes on the floor.

a much lazier version of the wardrobe. Even lazier than the chairdrobe, plus you save a place to sit.

1: do you have a clean shirt I could borrow?

2: I don't know. Let me check my floordrobe

See floor, chairdrobe, wardrobe, lazy, pile

5.

A pile of clothes on your floor that you're too lazy to put in the closet.

I gotta get dressed. Let me pick something from the floordrobe.

See clothes, lazy, closet, wardrobe, slob

6.

The part of your floor where discarded clothes are kept.

Have you seen that red shirt I like?

No. Try the floordrobe.

See floor, wardrobe, clothes, mess, bedroom

7.

the storage of one's entire wardrobe on their bedroom floor. this situation most often arrises with high school and college students and also with those that live in their mother's house.

Some people see a pile of clothes, I choose to see a floordrobe.

See clothes, floor, wardrobe, mess


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