Floorgasm Edit Meaning

1.

The act of reaching the climax of sexual intercourse while in a non-elevated position; having an aforementioned climax on the floor or ground as opposed to a raised surface.

The couple rolled off of the bed and experienced multiple floorgasms.

See floorgasm, sexual, sex, intercourse, orgasm, bed, climax, cum, semen

2.

Orgasm (metaphoric) on the (dance)floor. The supremely satisfactory feeling one receives from finally getting that damn throwaway oversway, contracheck, fallaway-slip pivot-developpe amalgamation, or other complex, expensive, time-consuming, and difficult dance maneuver/step/amalgamation/etc. that causes much sweating and crying and swearing at partner.

A giddy rush of pleasure a follow (usually female) receives when led through anything "above their level" by an accomplished and kick-ass lead (usually a male) before they have enough time to worry about head-weight, shoulders, foot-tracking, hoo-haa lifting or boob-stickin'.

What Jack Johnson is capable of giving any woman he dances with.

What one has when watching an awesome dancesport performance.

Dancesport coach: Today we're going to learn a dip that looks as though your spine has been bent like a twizzler.

Lead: *drops partner on her big fat ass*

Jack Johnson: Let me do it,

Follow: teehee- *floorgasm*

Jack: *endearingly arrogant smirk*

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Ballroom addict 1: Say, did you watch that PBS America's Ballroom Challenge?

Obsessed Ballroom Addict: OMG did you SEE Ben and Shalene? *Floorgasm!*

Ballroom Addict 1: Dude... wipe your chin...

Ben: Yeah, and stop stalkin' me!

Shalene: TZAH! *delivers tango-face beatdown with a Supadance to the face*

See dancesport, foxtrot, god

3.

The act of having sex and getting on the floor for the orgasm

"I watched this video where this a guy and a chick were doing it on the floor, it was quite a floorgasm."

See orgasm, fuck, sex, floor, bed

4.

An orgasm that takes place on the floor; inside or outside.

Sally and Joe had a floorgasm in Bob's house.

See floor, orgasm, sex, sexy, horny

5.

When a person, male or female, is knocked to the ground during the final moments of intercourse.

Dan: Aww yeah, I totally went home with her last night.

Bob: But, why do you have all those bruises on you arms?

Dan: I had a floorgasm...

See puns, adult, relations, rude

6.

The act of masturbatingwhile on the floor, and wiping the aftermath on it as well.

I just had a totally badass floorgasm in my sister's room last night, I hope she didn't get her foot stuck where I wiped it...

See masturbate, orgasm, eargasm, jack off, beat off

7.

fl~oor·gaz·um( P )

n.

1. To reach the peak of sexual excitement on the floor, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure. While on the floor a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals will follow, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male all over the floor. Also called climax.

Example - Billy was masturbating and fell out of his bed onto the floor. He continued to masturbate and at the point of climax hit a (floorgasm).