What is Floormatt Parker?
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to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno
i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance
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2.
To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike
man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor
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To take care of. action. in other words, give a blowjob, handjob, or to shag. Meaning to give sexual pleasure.
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The act of spooning with another male.
Did you and Andy really vootenscootch last night?
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