What is Floormatt Parker?
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to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno
i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance
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To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike
man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor
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to be within a group of people at a party or gathering when food is ordered. But it's exactly what you craved least.
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basicly translates to who the fuck is this my nigger.
this was made up by me!!!
guy 1:you want a fight
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