Floormatt Parker

What is Floormatt Parker?

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno

i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

See shit, ass, public, floor, crap

To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike

man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor

See floor, matt, shit, crap, hate

Zags

1. Zags are short fo zig-zags. Pass me them zags so i can roll this j up homie. See item, sweet, papers, weed, zigs 2. rolling papers, ..

Duhz

1. an exaggerated, satirical variation of the sarcastic response "duh". Most often used in conjunction with leetspeak and the mmo..

Kisani

1. beautiful, graceful, noble person whom brings love and happiness to all. you are aspiring to becoming kisani 2. the crusty peelings o..

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