What is Floormatt Parker?
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to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno
i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance
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2.
To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike
man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor
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Toys sold at Dollar General, identical of Power Rangers,
but much cheaper.
Why dont you and your rat tail go play with Action Rangers ..
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when you play bball and you hit the ball of their foot.
"man..jeff is so good he dunked on me after he went off the sheezy"..
