Floormatt Parker

What is Floormatt Parker?

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno

i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

See shit, ass, public, floor, crap

To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike

man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor

See floor, matt, shit, crap, hate

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