What is Floormatt Parker?
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to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno
i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance
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To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike
man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor
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Something that really lame ex-boyfriends say when they don't have a good comeback during an argument..or even better..for no reason..
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Fear of turning into a pumpkin!
Cinderella's caridge had apocolosiphisis
See pumpkin, fear, worried, vegetables..
