What is Floortex?
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That certain place where all the most important things in your room disappear to as soon as they touch your floor, and then later reappear at places like Burger King and/or the trunk of your car. They can be found under beds, computer desks, and most often in closets.
Kate: "Hey, I lost my favorite CD the other day in the floortex under my computer desk."
Tom: "Oh? That's terrible"
Kate: "It's ok. I found the CD this morning in the school bathroom."
Random Words:
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A line from the song Money for Nothing by Dire Straits. Used by Cole Hutto
money for nothing and your chicks for free..
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the simultanious observation of an accident and the angry response to it.
Like when you are pouring fresh milked and wood stove pasturi..
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An often Biblical or old-fashioned name that no one uses anymore for good reason, or that were once good until little bratty yuppie chil..
