Floortex

What is Floortex?


1.

That certain place where all the most important things in your room disappear to as soon as they touch your floor, and then later reappear at places like Burger King and/or the trunk of your car. They can be found under beds, computer desks, and most often in closets.

Kate: "Hey, I lost my favorite CD the other day in the floortex under my computer desk."

Tom: "Oh? That's terrible"

Kate: "It's ok. I found the CD this morning in the school bathroom."


19

Random Words:

1. ideas that are not pieced together very well in a statement or paragraph. Sorry that paragraph was a bit unconstrued. See construed, m..
1. an acronym on Fall Out Boy's new album. no one quite knows what it means, Pete Wentz wont tell anyone what the definition of W.A..
1. A form of birth control, deriving from the art of cunnilingus, and inspired by the ancient Indian tradition of sucking snake venom from ..